Have a house with seaview!

After a year and some the family decides to go to their summer house. One evening when they are sitting at the balcony and watching the marvellous sunset, the father says it worths keeping this house just for the view, even if it is once a year, for a few days only. The mother approves reminding a lovely relative's words: "Now, a house like this is not easy to buy anymore. Don't ever sell it."

Meantime the daughter is listening in silence but waiting for the right time to speak. And then comes her turn. She clears her throat and with a cunning smile she starts: "Yes" thoughfully she says, "Right, actually, I may say, uhmm, this is the only thing this house has."

When father and mother listens with a smile what will come next she goes on: "The house has expried long ago and the magnificent seaview is the only thing that the house has now. The flush is the noisiest thing in the house, and , oh , by the way, when the toilet says lets rest the flush says lets rock", the parents start to laugh out loud. The daughter cant stop her thoughts; "yeah the only thing this house has its nice big balcony with a magnificent seaview, nothing else. No television, it may harm the sensetive walls that needs repairment and paint. No phone line for it may disturb the quiet nature." Now, she burst into laughters. Tries a serious face and goes on "The oven is on strike. Actually, has been on strike after a year it was brought from the old house. The water heater in shower works when it wants to, and thats not when you need it, and even if it did, then it never is enough warm to last long enough. The house does not even have a hand radio to please your ears. 'Cause you might find it better than nature accidentally, or should I say seaview. Whatever, you can get mad after a while here. You need a voice even if it is not real. Yeah the only technology this house has is the books you have brought with you, if you remembered to do so." "Come on! As if the house has everything and the only thing that it missed was the seaview and now it has been fullfilled too!"

They all laugh hysterically. Either because of the truths hidden behind the sarcastic words or because they have been resting for a long time out of the technology zone.
It indeed a dangerous zone to be in. Not good for mental health.