One size fits all.

Grandma bought me a present for my birthday today

Grandma musta not known my size

She got me a marlins cap that says 'One size fits all'

Tried it on but it didn’t fit

Tried to adjust the size

And make it fit right

But guess what, grandma?

I’m still walkin around with my big bald head

Don’t wanna sound cruel but how dumb are you?

Just cause it says one size fits all you assume it fit my alien shaped head

I went crying back to the store and the manager laughed

I said, hey manager, don’t laugh at me, or I won’t return the cap

And he said, hey potato head, what planet are you from?

And I said, earth, I think

And he said, well I’m from planet don’t give a f*** if you walk out of here.

I cried harder and threw the cap in his face and ran when I saw his employees come after me with a baseball bat

Never believe what you read until you try it on, grandma

Until then, bake me some cookies and make up for these bruies on my head.

Sincerly,

your alien-headed grandson

Posted: 4:11 p.m. EST September 20, 2005 by irmaris fernandez