White Sox Rhyme from California Fan

White Sox Rhyme from California Fan

The World Series is finally back in Chicago

The White Sox are in thanks to Pablo, Carl, and Orlando

Couldn't have happened to a bunch of nicer guys

Gotta give it up to Aaron, Timo, and Jermaine Dye

We had the Red Sox and Angels reelin

Both teams outcoached by Ozzie Guillen and them bags u know Podsednik be stealin

Complete games are typical when we start Jose

No outs, bases loaded, just bring in El Duque Games saved by Jenks and Dustin and set up by Marte

Double plays executed by Tadahito and Uribe

U know them South Side boys goin all the way!

Everybody now partying in the Windy City Due to the clutch hits by Joe Crede

And I can't forget about the homers from Konerko

So bring on the Cardinals or the Astros

Our catcher takes it as a compliment when u call him an asshole

You know I'm talkin about A.J. Pierzynski and nobody bats 2nd better than Tadahito Iguchi

On the road we can always depend on Freddy

At home and in the daytime we can count on Buehrle

Even got a rookie phenom in Brandon McCarthy

Can't forget about 18 game winner Jon

Because when he pitches the White Sox usually won

Thanks to the tutelage of pitching coach Don Da Astros and Cardinals will both go down

Because the White Sox are bringing a World Series ring back to Chitown!!

D WIZZY DA HIP HOP POET

(White Sox Rhyme, ironically from my San Franciscan Friend)