Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex

10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9 - If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8 - The uglier you look, the easier it's to get some.

7 - You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6 - It's O.K. when the person you are with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5 - Twenty years from now you'Ll still enjoy candy.

4 - If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3 - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2 - Less guilt the morning after.

And the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is .....

1 - You can do the whole neighborhood!!!!

Posted: 7:10 a.m. EST October 24, 2005 by me ts