What Guys Really Mean When They Say...

What he says: I love you
What he means: Go down on me

What he says: I need you
What he means: My hand is tired

What he says: I’m sorry
What he means: I’m not above begging for sex

What he says: You’re beautiful
What he means: I’d do you

What he says: It’s a guy thing
What he means: It’s not my fault

What he says: We need to talk
What he means: I’m dumping you

What he says: Let’s just be friends
What he means: I want to sleep with your friends

What he says: It’s just not working out
What he means: You’re not putting out

What he says: It’s not what you think
What he means: It’s what you think

What he says: What would you like to do
What he means: Where would you like to do me

What he says: I like independent women
What he means: That way I don’t have to spend the night after I do her

What he says: What’s your sign/what’s your major/can I buy you a drink
What he means: God I hope she swallows

What he says: That’s a nice dress/shirt/hair/eyes/shoes
What he means: Nice breasts

What he says: I like a woman with a sense of humor
What he means: ...on her knees

Posted: 3:16 p.m. EST November 27, 2005 by me ts