Wilma, not so nice

Wilma, not so nice

Dear Wilma,

Thanks for screwing things up. You're like that new Kelly Clarkson song, 'because of you'...

Because of you, the Nine Inch Nails concert didn't happen.

Because of you, the Depeche Mode concert didn't happen.

Because of you, life with no power, for a week, happened.

Because of you, long lines to dine out at and get gas, happened.

Because of you, unemployeed for a week and more, happened, and now I'm broke.

Because of you, being broke happened. Broke, YA HEARD?

Because of you, I didn't have a hot meal for a week happened.

Because of you, cold showers happened, and bitch, you know we Floridians ain't made for no cold showers.

Because of you, Halloween parties didn't happen; and are happening a month later, in November, yes.

Because of you, total chaos happened.

Because of you, hell, I could go on and on - WILMA = PARTY POOPER.

Sincerly,

the one and only- me

Posted: 12:28 p.m. EST November 12, 2005 by irmaris fernandez