Dooms day, baby.

Dooms day, baby.

V-day is dooms day

Cause Im with no one

And that ain't cute

But if you knew of my options

You'd know why

I'd rather be alone

Obsessing over a sappy love song

And wishing I could relate

And shout out loud how I feel the same

But instead you'll find me

Hiding behind trees

Throwing eggs at every couple

My eyes will see

What is this

Im alone, indoors, on this day

Feeling like a hermit

So lonely Ill take Kermit

Yes, Kermit

Cause green is my color

And you what that means

But no, I dont like beans

And a dozen roses wouldn't do me no good

Cause these feelings are dead

I sit and wait

For God knows what

Cause you know my hope is almost run out

'crown of love' is bursting outta my speakers

and Im singing "lalalalalalala, you gotta be the one"

to the reflection in the mirror

but isn't that just pathetic

when you turn around and there ain't no one there

just me, myself, and i

scribbling hearts on this paper

gotta million crushes lined up

waiting around- my worst move yet