Political Terminologies

Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms

Socialism
You have two cows. You keep one & give one to your neighbor.

Communism
You have two cows. The government takes them both & provides you with milk.

Fascism
You have two cows. The government takes them both & sells you the milk.

Nazism
You have two cows. The government takes them both & then shoots you.

Bureaucracy
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk & then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one & buy a bull.

Corporate
You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows & then act surprised when it drops dead.

Democracy
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who only has one cow which was a gif from your government.

Posted: 1:27 a.m. EST June 15, 2006 by me ts