Because of "this" the Future will need "that!!!"

Because of: The Future will need / Consist of:
I-Pods / Head Phones Hearing Aids
Corporate Jobs Salon Spas / Psycologist / Masseus
Too Many Cars Mechanics/Trees Needed to be Planted
Starbucks Coffee De-caf/Detox & Vitamins
Alot of Make Up Plastic Surgeons
Long Lives Nursing Homes/Vacation Resorts
Fat People Sports Gyms/Nutrition Classes/Vegetarians
Internet Dating Divorce Rates, Air Travel, Concept Restaurants
Tanning Dermatologists / Creams
Internet Surfing Eye Doctors
Urban Sprawling Animal protection against road killing
Selective Breeding Hypo-Allergenic Cats $4000 a piece!

Just some thoughts I had during my daily commute to work via Metra. Thank goodness for the Conductors Dean, Corey, Dave, and many many others that make my 2 hour commute sane.