What's your State's MOTTO?

Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona - Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas - Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, only smaller

Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills.

Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada - Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon - Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal

Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? - Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota - Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

Texas - Se Hable Ingles

Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedy's

Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And - Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared - Hom e of Brokeback Mtn.

The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place!

Posted: 8:46 p.m. EST May 14, 2007 by me ts