Humor, Jokes

Friends meet....
High School friends meet at their High School Reuion The fourth High school guy goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons Highschool Guy 1 You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful He became so rich that he gave one ...

Everything has a Gen...
This is another email which has been going around for awhile now I hope you'll enjoy this one as I did EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER You may not know this but many...

15 things to do in W...
1 Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking 2 Set all...

United Way Volunteer
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer...

For Drunks & Alc...
Here is another writing wich I received via email Dear Alcohol First foremost let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours My friend you always seem to be the...

Good manner at dinne...
During class a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students one by one "Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady how would ...

What Guys Really Me...
What he says I love you What he means Go down on me What he says I need you What he means My hand is tired What he says I’m sorry What he means I’m ...

Why condoms come in ...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks "What are these Dad? To which the man matter-o...

Why Trick or Treatin...
10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack 9 - If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again 8 - The uglier you look t...

My private part died...
An old man Mr Goldstein was living the last of his life in a nursing home One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed Nurse Tracy asked if there was anythi...

It Turned Orange!
A guy goes to a doctor and says "Doc you've got to help me My penis is orange " The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check ...

What do you expect f...
Men Are Just Happier People Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be Pr...

Sun vs Oracle vs Mic...
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals The first engineer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands He then proceeds to dry hi...

Remaining 6 condoms!...
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber When they were finished she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box ...

Good lesson for men....
I was happy My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so We decided to get married My parents helped us in every way my friends encouraged me and ...

Florida Hurricane Pr...
You all should be aware of hurricane preparations but in case you need a refresher course We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season Any minute now y...