Lucky Notes: Humor, Jokes

I LOVE YOU TOO

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:50:31 EDT

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house to look for money and guns Inside he finds a young couple in...

Sportsman's Double

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:48:55 EDT

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night She looked OK for a 57-year-old In fact she wasn't too bad at all and I found myself thinking that...

Biker vs Cop

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:24:37 EDT

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding Officer May I see your driver's license? Biker I don't have one I had it suspended when I got...

Six reasons not to mess with children.

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:27:22 EDT

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though...

I've a riddle for you!

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:55:14 EDT

On his trip to Great Britain George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth He asked her "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That'...

No Speakuh English

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:53:05 EDT

At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on They sit down and engage in an animated conversation The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first but her at...

Sexual Education

Wed, 30 May 2007 05:35:35 EDT

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat As he settled in he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding He soon realized she was head...

Jim & Edna

Wed, 30 May 2007 05:29:47 EDT

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly jumped into the deep...

Cinderella & Contraceptives

Mon, 14 May 2007 15:42:40 EDT

Cinderella wants to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother won't let her As cinderella sits crying in the garden her fairy godmother appears and pro...

Victoria's Secret

Mon, 14 May 2007 15:40:08 EDT

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in pri...